Place: My house. In the hallway next to the front door.
People: Jared, Me
Me: See you Jared. Have a good day at school.
He looks at me strangely.
Jared: You look like Mimi.
Jared: Mimi. Your makeup (He points a finger and zags it at my eyes)
Me: Who’s Mimi?
Jared: You know the lady from the Drew Carey Show? The one with all the makeup spackled on.
Me: What? I have too much makeup on? (I start rubbing at my eyes) That better?
Jared: No. (I rub more) Okay. Good thing you fixed it. I didn’t want you to get sued by Drew Carey for impersonating a show character.
Me: Um, ya thanks.
Jared: Next time you want to be like her, you should use blue. That’s the color she uses.